Poor White or White Trash?
The smell of cigarettes reminds me of home. The first time I thought that particular thought, it was followed immediately by, “Wow, how...
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Sarah Rose
- Sep 25, 2018
- 4 min
Why Doesn’t Anyone Live in Wyoming?
I don’t know, I’m not an archaeologist. But, according to the wide and wonderful internet, there are few jobs, nearly half the land is...
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Sarah Rose
- Sep 24, 2018
- 3 min
Why Millennials Aren't Sh*t Employees
I currently live in Orange County, CA, the 3rd most expensive county in the nation, largely due to housing costs. I moved to the OC with...
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Sarah Rose
- Sep 23, 2018
- 4 min
Carrots: My Anorexic Obsession
Carrots are an American produce staple. We dip them in ranch. We pair them with celery and hummus. We add them to soups and curl them all...
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Sarah Rose
- Sep 22, 2018
- 3 min
Adventures in Nexplanon (or, the Cost of Being a Woman)
According to the always-reliable Google, there are roughly 15 different types of birth control us women can ingest/insert in order to not...
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Sarah Rose
- Sep 21, 2018
- 4 min
Is Moderation Always a Virtue?
Probably Not. Kurt Sutter doesn’t think so: “I'm a guy who has problems with moderation. All or nothing. Binge and purge. Kill or be...
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Sarah Rose
- Sep 20, 2018
- 3 min
How to Love Yourself: Bathroom Mirror Signs
When my eating disorder was at its worst, I used the internet to figure out "better" ways to starve myself. Once I began seeing a...
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Sarah Rose
- Sep 19, 2018
- 4 min
What is Feminism, Really?
I'm going to start this off with a story, because showing is more impactful than telling, according to writing teachers everywhere. The...
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Sarah Rose
- Sep 18, 2018
- 8 min
What Cars Say About the People Who Drive Them
Vans People who drive vans include: Peewee soccer moms. Peewee soccer dads, and Peewee soccer coaches, because 9,248 tiny, multi-colored...
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Sarah Rose
- Sep 17, 2018
- 4 min
“You live a very happy life,”
said one of my coworkers, as he looked at the pictures I’d recently hung in my office. There was Chase and I on New Year’s Eve, Chase...
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Sarah Rose
- Sep 10, 2018
- 4 min
My Eating Disorder & The Internet
I was a Freshman in high school when my parents first gave me cell phone, a small silver pay-by-the-minute flip phone that I was to use...
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Sarah Rose
- Aug 29, 2018
- 3 min
Who the Hell is Myers Briggs?
Hello, all you beautiful humans! I'm here today to talk about Myers and Briggs. Myers was a coal miner, and Briggs was an accountant....
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Sarah Rose
- Aug 18, 2018
- 3 min
Why Cats Are The Real Bomb-Diggity
Chase and I have a cat named Chub Chub who happens to be our greatest pride and only joy. I never know whether I should hyphenate his...
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Sarah Rose
- Aug 18, 2018
- 5 min
How to Order an Adult Drink (or, Criteria for Alcoholism)
Once upon a time, I was afraid of alcohol because every single women’s magazine out there continually espouses the merits of not...
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Sarah Rose
- Aug 18, 2018
- 7 min
Body Kindness
In 2000, a study was published by Jennifer A. O’Dea and Suzanne Abraham at the University of Sydney, entitled Improving the Body Image,...
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