Sarah Rose
Contrarians & Managing Up
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] You know what really tickles my pickle? Being a contrarian. I like to disagree with...
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Sarah Rose
- Jul 24
- 5 min
The Importance of Sitting Still
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] "You're like a lizard in the sun on a rock," I said to Mike, who was sitting on the...
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Sarah Rose
- Jun 16
- 5 min
The Myers-Briggs, Flying, Death, & Capitalism
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] “Do you often think about death and the meaning of life?” The answers were on a scale,...
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Sarah Rose
- Apr 17
- 5 min
Anxious Dreaming
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] I'm on a tiny fishing boat, far from shore. So far that I can't even see the shore, so...
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Sarah Rose
- Dec 30, 2021
- 5 min
Pros & Cons of Being a Grown Person
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] I would like to thank the random internet stranger friend who gave me both the idea for...
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Sarah Rose
- Dec 5, 2021
- 4 min
For The People Who Dread The Holidays
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here. There is a point to this, I promise.] I don't know anything about anything, and that's...
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Sarah Rose
- Nov 25, 2021
- 2 min
The Annual Flaunting of Gratitude
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] Did anyone else just wake up and realize that it's the end of 2021? I said that to a...
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Sarah Rose
- Oct 7, 2021
- 5 min
"Patience is a Virtue," They Said
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] “You have been impatient,” said my father, “since the moment you were born.” I exited my...
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Sarah Rose
- Jul 22, 2021
- 4 min
Too Much Skull Air
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] She feels a bit rutted," I thought to myself. A bit scratchy around the temples. A bit...
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Sarah Rose
- Jul 1, 2021
- 3 min
40 More Things That Bug Me
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] This is, again, not an exhaustive list. It's also not serious, so calm down, Debbie....
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Sarah Rose
- May 30, 2021
- 3 min
Tales of a Very Tired, Very Bad Cook
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] I got home late, and I still needed to pack. First I needed to do laundry, so I drug my...
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Sarah Rose
- Mar 18, 2021
- 4 min
Long Days, Wine, & Draino
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] It’s been a long day and normally, on long days, I’d do that thing we all do when we’ve...
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Sarah Rose
- Mar 14, 2021
- 5 min
22 Things I Hugely Dislike
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] This is not an exhaustive list. 1. Birds. They are scary and gross. 2. When someone says...
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Sarah Rose
- Mar 7, 2021
- 4 min
Premium Gasoline (or, I Know 8 Things About Cars & This is One of Them)
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] I accidently put premium gasoline in my car, and now I'm poor. Not really. But I sure...
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Sarah Rose
- Dec 24, 2020
- 5 min
The Holidays Have Always Been Weird
[Listen to an audio version of this blog here.] It's Christmas Eve, and instead of curling up on my parent's sofa as snow falls outside,...
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Sarah Rose
- Sep 27, 2020
- 3 min
Take A Peak Inside My Inbox
[Listen to an audio version of this blog HERE.] From Hotpads: an apartment on the beach that's only $5,400 a month. Fuck you, HotPads...
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Sarah Rose
- Apr 28, 2019
- 4 min
“That’s So Ironic!” & Other Overused Phrases
I spend an incredible amount of time each day writing and editing. It is my profession as well as my hobby. Spending so much time elbow...
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Sarah Rose
- Apr 7, 2019
- 5 min
Stop Wasting Time on Your Phone
The title of this blog is an unforgiving self-directive. Last week, I downloaded a *free* app called My Addictometer that tracks how much...
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Sarah Rose
- Feb 14, 2019
- 2 min
(Anti)-Valentine's Day Poem
Historically, my favorite thing about Valentines Day is the seasonal pink, red, and white M&M's. The white one just always taste better,...
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Sarah Rose
- Jan 27, 2019
- 4 min
Wisconsin, Rednecks, and Chickens
Ridgeland is a village in Dunn County, Wisconsin with a population of 275 at the time of the 2010 census. It is 1,092 above sea level,...
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