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About Me

(Not That Anyone Cares)

When I was a wee lassie, I had a pet tree named Umbe. Now that I'm grown and Umbe is dead, I pay my respects by buying half-sheet paper towels and publicly shaming people who don't recycle. I was born and raised in rural Northwestern Wisconsin where everyone knew the color of everyone else's bathroom towels. I went to college at Bradly University in Peoria, IL - a town best known for a strip club called Big Al's (wow, that's not depressing). I'm a runner, a writer, and recovering from an eating disorder. I enjoy learning, laughter, and human connection. My day job is in fundraising for the American Red Cross (go give blood!), and I currently live in Laguna Beach, CA with my beautiful, sexy cat.

 

Contact

Let's be friends! Legitimate inquiries only (no pyramid schemes, thank you).

Laguna Beach, CA

715-619-0430